Slayer has Condoms and Kiss has Plushies.
Submitted by Anna on Mon, 29/08/2011 - 8:46pm
There is nothing more brootal or metal than plastering your band’s name on material things that really have absolutely nothing to do with music. But that’s how awesome Slayer is, having recently unveiled a new line of condoms for the incredibly modest price of $12.99 for a three pack, and $19.99 for a six pack after their new partnership with Durex.
Don’t forget that the only Slayer imagery that comes with the condom is the shitty piece
of ‘matchbook’ cardboard that the latex comes in.
So knock yourselves out next time you’re going South of Heaven and maybe Slayer will come out with a linen line next?!
And as can be assumed, Kiss is not a band to be outdone, ever, and after their second [!!] condom release - the world’s first FDA approved picture condoms [terribly exciting, right?] - earlier this year, comes the follow-up from the folk at FUNKO who have come up with yet another idea of how to market the biggest rock band of all time. Plushies of course!
September 7th has been set as the release date for the toys, which consist of four dolls, including Gene Simmons 'The Demon', Paul Stanley 'The Starchild', Ace Frehley 'The Spaceman', and Peter Criss 'The Catman'.
Follow this link for more information and where you can additionally pick up more Kiss merchandise, such as bottles, mugs, toys and other unnecessary crap.
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